Hey there, handsome
My, my. How delightful to see you here. You must have gotten lost looking for the Morgan Library website to brush up on your knowledge of the Italian Renaissance, n’est pas? Well, since you’re here why don’t you stay a while? I’m sure you’ll find plenty of equally breathtaking visuals to capture your attention. And I think you’ll agree, my curves would make Botticelli jealous.
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Alice. Hailing from the windswept shores of the West Coast, I was drawn to the allure of the big city, due to my incorrigible habit of staying up late in low-lit cocktail bars and my weakness for men in suits. So I traded in my Hunter boots and headed east to attend a prestigious post-graduate program in the city of Nan Goldin and Andy Warhol. Though I consider myself a newly minted Manhattanite, I still possess the untamed passion from years spent wandering the rainforest and bathing nude in mountain lakes. Nowadays you can find me pursuing a career in my creative field, conjugating French verbs over cappuccinos and jetting off for the slopes of Zermatt when the mood strikes.
Though I haven’t always had the best luck at the Blackjack tables, I have been blessed as far as my looks are concerned. With my flowing golden hair, emerald green eyes, and slender statuesque frame, I am no stranger to turning heads in Central Park. (I may have caused one or two frisbee accidents while strolling around in a sundress on particularly sultry summer days. Don’t worry, nobody got seriously hurt!) I am often complimented on my delicate feminine features which have been compared to Taylor Swift or a young Gweneth Paltrow. In addition to my extensive lingerie collection, I like to adorn my figure with tailor-cut blouses, form-fitting pencil skirts, and soft silk dresses on our nights out flirting over the panna cotta at Marea. Underneath those layers, you’ll be pleased to discover the kind of body that men go to war for.
I keep my friends list as polished and considered as my manicure, preferring to nurture lasting connections with a select few. Should you be lucky enough to find yourself in my orbit, you may discover I am just the secret ingredient you’ve been missing.